Let’s be honest if the events of the Marvel Cinematic Universe actually happened, and Loki did try to take over earth, we probably would have just let him.
Loki: You are meant to be ruled.
Us: Yeah you’re probably right, the United States just elected Donald Trump as President. Clearly we can’t be left unsupervised.
Loki: Wait, what?
Us: Where are you going? Don’t leave us with him!
Loki: *runs screaming into the darkness*
me: *clinging to Canada’s unicorn man* over my frost bitten corpse america
yeah, second cousin justin won’t hurt us
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