necrophagist:

ranthimi:

irritatedandroid:

aestherians:

therianomalocaris:

I love how people describe their kintypes like “I was a powerful wolf !” or “I was a fearsome demon !” and I’m just like “I was an alcoholic dragon.”

“i was a glorified cow”

“I was basically that AI that developed suicidal depression”

“I’m an escaped military experiment that has no idea how to adapt to civilian life again”

“I accidentally exploded and that’s how I died”

“I’m a clone of a demigod whose penis had the power to make a woman capable of birthing gods in lieu of virginity”