Otherkin: It’s a past life thing! You know, like one of those pagan religions.
Me, a wiccan: BITCH DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG YOU HAVE TO MEDITATE TO EVEN CATCH A GLIMPSE OF A PAST LIFE OR FIND A FAMILIAR??? EXCUSE ME IF I DON’T BELIEVE YOU’RE HAN SOLO!
Who’s gonna tell poor OP that ‘Wiccan’ and ‘pagan’ are not synonyms, and that past-life otherkin are in fact a minority in the community…?